all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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