Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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