i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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