I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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