Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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