There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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