I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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