What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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