So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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