ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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