Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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