My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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