he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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