I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Pooping to opera.
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