I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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