it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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