i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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