More tranny stories later!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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