I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
did i walk over a car last night?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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