I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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