he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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