Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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