lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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