Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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