he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
be right there i have to get my cape
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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