so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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