There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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