drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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