Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
