We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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