Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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