he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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