I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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