it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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