Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My butt remains clenched, sir.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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