you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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