Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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