i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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