IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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