So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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