you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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