So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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