Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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