I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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