I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
false alarm, still single
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