The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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