found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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