Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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