Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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