return my video game
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
